Taoismen: Shit Happens

Hinduismen: This shit happened before

Islamism: If s´hit happens, Take a hostage!

Buddism: When shit happens is it really shit?

7th day adventist: Shit happens on Saturday

Protestatism: Shit wont happen if i work

Catholicism: If shit happens I deserve it

Jehovahs witness: Knock Knock "Shit happens"

Judaism: Why does shit always happen to me?

Hare Krishna: Shit happens Rama Rama Dind Dong

Atheism: No shit

T.V Evagelism: Send more shit

Rastafarianism: Let´s smoke this shit